“We are the Original family, and from us all, vampires were created.”
team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour
Keeping up with the Mikaelsons
[AU] Caroline thought her only competition was the baby Mikaelson sister, but then she met Kol.
Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)
Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.
He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it.
Exit, pursued by a doge.
much run wow
I don’t understand people who try to make Shakespeare into a pretentious thing cause he was basically an uneducated dick-joke making dude for the common masses. His historical plays are straight up fanfiction. There’s a scene in Macbeth where two guards are having a conversation as a dude pees on a wall. Get out of here with your Shakespeare snobbery.
I can just imagine Mary Margaret and Emma coming home to this sight - Killian and David sprawled out on the living room floor, in their jeans and shirts and socks and sleeping with nasal snores and dream-twitches pulling at their fingers, mouths.Henry asleep on the couch - lanky body slung across the entire sofa.And Emma just sighs and throws knit blankets over them, and swears that she’ll just get them an Erector Set for Christmas so that they can have an excuse to sprawl out on the floor together.
(She thinks it might be because neither of them were able to experience the boyhood they deserved.)(With secret missions in the forest.)(And scary stories whispered while annoyed parents shush and affectionately demand they quiet down, please.)(With forts and fights and scrapes from battles against imaginary forces.)(No chance to be little boys.)(Like she never had the chance to be a little girl.)And she smiles and brushes her fingers at the hair the peak of their foreheads because this is Killian and this is her father and it sets off some unfolding behind her breast bone that pushes at her throat and swoops into her stomach.(She needs to stop drinking rosé so late at night.)
KC Fandom Stays Strong trending worldwide.
Don’t ever let the haters bring you down, my little precious fighters. ♥